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Just in time for Purim, one of Israel’s leading snack food makers has come out with a spliffy new flavor.

“CannaBissli offers the traditional processed snack feel you’ve come to love with an herbal edge that will have you floating,” said a Bissli spokesman.

CannaBissli bears the joint kosher supervision seal of the Israeli High Rabbinate and the Colorado Rabbinical Council.

“Everything is totally kosher, man” said Rabbi Mary Jane Bernstein, head of the rabbinical council and principal of Denver’s Rocky Mountain Yeshiva High School.

“These new snacks make for totally awesome shalach manot, man,” she continued.

“And it’s a double mitzvah – if you eat a few bags, you won’t be able to tell the difference between Haman and, you know, what’s his name.”