Personal Ads in Israeli Newspapers

Divorced Jewish man seeks partner to attend shul, light shabbos candles,”¨celebrate holidays, build Sukkah together,”¨
attend brisses, bar mitzvahs —
Religion not important.

Sincere rabbinical student, 27, enjoys”¨Yom Kippur, Tisha B’av, Taanis Esther, Tzom Gedalia, Asarah B’Teves, Shiva Asar b’Tammuz.”¨
Seeks companion for living life in the ‘fast’ lane.”¨

Yeshiva bochur, Torah scholar, long beard, payos. Seeks same in woman.”¨

Nice Jewish guy, 38. No skeletons.”¨No baggage.”¨No personality.

Female graduate student, studying kaballah, Zohar,”¨exorcism of dybbuks,”¨seeks mensch.”¨ No weirdos, please.”¨

Jewish businessman, 49, manufactures Sabbath candles, Chanukah candles,”¨havdallah candles,Yahrzeit candles.
Seeks non-smoker.”¨

I am a sensitive Jewish prince whom you can open your heart to,”¨share your innermost thoughts and deepest secrets.”¨Confide in me. I’ll understand your insecurities.”¨No fatties, please.

Jewish male, 34, very successful, smart, independent, self-made, looking for girl whose father will hire me.”¨

Couch potato latke in search of the right applesauce.
Let’s try it for 8 days.”¨
Who knows?”¨