Jewish Vs. Goyish

Jewish Vs. Goyish

Jewish vs Goyish (Kosher vs Treyff)

Judges Are Jewish
Juries Are Goyish

Packing up all the mini hotel shampoos is Jewish
Using them is Goyish

Ordering family style is Jewish
Ordering ‘a la carte’ is Goyish

Cruises are Jewish
Walking tours are Goyish

Grabbing lox from the back of the buffet first, is Jewish
Grabbing melon from the front is Goyish

Picking from your mate’s plate is Jewish
Not wanting even a “little taste” is Goyish

Fruitcake is Goyish
Fruit and cake is Jewish

Reading “how-to” books is Goyish
Writing “how-to” books is Jewish

ESPN is Goyish
PBS is Jewish

Tiffany’s is Goyish
Your Uncle Irving in the Jewelry District is Jewish

Passing bars is Goyish
Passing the Bar Exam is Jewish

DIY… (Do it Yourself) is Goyish
PAG… Pay A Goy (who knows what he’s doing) is Jewish

West Coast is Goyish
East Coast is Jewish

Lunch meat is Goyish;
Deli is Jewish

White bread is Goyish;
Rye is Jewish

Sushi is Jewish;
Chopsticks are Goyish

Laughing at someone else’s troubles is Goyish;
Laughing at your own troubles is Jewish

“Youngsters” are Goyish,
“Kids” are Jewish

Sitting quietly to get served is Goyish:
Standing and waving one’s hands is Jewish

Beer is Goyish;
Wine is Jewish

Tattoos and piercing are Goyish;
Diamonds and pearls are Jewish

Ham sandwiches are Goyish;
Corned beef on rye is Jewish

White sox are Goyish;
No sox are Jewish

Saving Money is Goyish;
Investing money is Jewish

Snowmobiling is Goyish;
Skiing is Jewish

Doing Landscaping is Goyish;
Hiring a Landscaper is Jewish

Frizzy hair is Jewish;
Stick straight flat hair is Goyish

A party that revolves around the buffet table is Jewish;
A party that revolves around the bar is Goyish!


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