Remember the old Nintendo Cereal commercials from the early 1990s? The jingle went along the lines of: “Nin-ten-do! It’s a cereal now!”

Sing along, kids: Uncle Moi-shy! He’s a cereal now!

The Big Lipowsky hit up the 22nd annual Kosherfest this week and Teelah was pitching a line of Uncle Moishy cereals, vitamins, and pizza.

Now if only I could get Shmuley Boteach Breakfast Bars.