Do you like reclining on pillows during the seder, but hate vacuuming out the matzah crumbs after the seder?

Then maybe it’s time you consider dedicated seder pillows.

Yes, you can get matzah-themed pillows.

Available in standard square or anthromorphized shmura.

Wait. Why is this shmura matzah pillow sticking out its tongue?

In the immortal words of the wise-aleck son: Why not?